i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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