Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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