Ambien. No doubt about it.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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