this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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