it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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