she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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