You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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