Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
