I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Operation Purity has been aborted
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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