Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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