do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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