If that was your dad, he is hot
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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