But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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