So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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