how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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