I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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