Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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