Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
