Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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