also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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