that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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