You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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