I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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