I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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