with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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