hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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