At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
His nipple licking is glorious
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