Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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