her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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