Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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