I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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