We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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