All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fuck appropriateness.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
