R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm just crazy horny about you
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My breasts were aching with rage.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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