If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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