People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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