I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
