we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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