worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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