I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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