Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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