That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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