Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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