I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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