So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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