Heybabeimwearingurpanties
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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