My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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