Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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