You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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