so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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